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HRH Prince Harry of Wales and Chelsy Davy “Smuggled Out of a Club in a Boot [Trunk]”!”: The WTF Moment of the Year!!

This has got to be one of the most bizarre stories I’ve heard in years.

On February 5, 2011 HRH Prince Harry of Wales and Chelsy Davy (the “we love to break up and get back together every five minutes because we love drama” couple) were at a the nightclub, Beaufort House, with some friends.  As the night came to an end, around 4am, the couple left the shishi club to head home.

No biggie, right?

Welllll…

Instead of riding in the backseat of their chauffeured driven car the drama couple decided that they didn’t want to be photographed together so they had the brilliant idea to stuff themselves into the trunk of their  car.

Say whaaa?!

Here is what happened according to the Australian newspaper, NineMSN:

The couple were bundled into the boot [trunk] of a Jaguar so they could be smuggled out of the exclusive Beaufort House on King’s Road at 4am Sunday morning, according to the reports.

Security staff are said to have helped clear the boot [trunk] of luggage so Harry and Davy could squeeze themselves inside.

The Mirror [British newspaper] quoted an unnamed friend of Davy and Harry, saying the famous pair had been trying to avoid paparazzi and other onlookers.

‘Most people had gone by the time they finally called it a night and headed home — together — in a blacked-out Jaguar at 4am on Sunday morning.

They were trying to keep a really low profile.’

Keep a low profile?

Yeah, they are really keeping a low profile when some big burly security guards are moving luggage from the trunk to the backseat of a car, in front of a well-known nightclub, so that a hot blonde and a six-foot something royal red-head can shove themselves into the trunk.

Yeah, nobody would ever notice.

To read the rest of the article please click the link: NineMSN Australia

Source and Photo courtesy of NineMSN by AP.

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Catherine Middleton, Artwork, and The Sex Pistols: Love it!!

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This is a great article from the British newspaper, The Mirror.

Apparently, the artist known as “Zoobs” decided to rework and otherwise update the infamous and epic 1977 Sex Pistols album cover, Never Mind Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols. Instead of having HM Queen Elizabeth II face on it, “Zoobs” decided to use the future Queen of England, Catherine Middleton.

According to The Mirror newspaper:

The piece, by Zoobs, also has the words ‘God save the future Queen’ printed across the top and bottom of the image, while the words ‘the next pistol’ are printed across the royal fiancee’s mouth.

LOVE IT!!!!!

In case you have never seen the original artwork, by Jamie Reid, featured on the 1977 album cover, well… this is it.  The piece is so famous, I’m sure you’ve seen it before:

To read the article in its entirety please click the link: The Mirror

Source and photo courtesy of: The Mirror

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HRH Prince William of Wales and Miss Catherine Middleton to live in the Late Diana, Princess of Wales’s Home?

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According to the Telegraph newspaper, it is true.  But, as you know by now, dear friends, you should take what the press has to say with a grain of salt.

Anyway, this is what the reporter from the Telegraph has to say about the supposed move:

‘William has let it be known that he wants them to live at Kensington Palace,’ says a courtier. ‘It is where he grew up and he has very happy memories.’

It has been suggested that Kate and William might live at St James’s Palace, but this is dismissed by the courtier. ‘St James’s Palace is dark, dingy and depressing,’ he says. ‘William does not want to live there.’

To read the rest of the article please click the link below.

Source: Telegraph Newspaper

Photo courtesy of: Zimbio.com by Chris Jackson/Getty Images Europe

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HRH Prince Harry of Wales and Miss Catherine Middleton Attend a Wedding

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HRH Prince Harry of Wales and his brother’s fiancée, Catherine Middleton, attended a grand wedding this evening in Britain.

According to the Sun newspaper, Prince William’s close friend, Harry Aubrey-Fletcher, married his longtime gal, Miss Louise Stourton.

The bride looks like she wore a giant bed-sheet while the groom looked, well, dazed.

Meanwhile, Miss Catherine Middleton looked very happy… beaming knowing that her own wedding to HRH Prince William was just months away.  Miss Middleton wore a knee length black velvet coat, black hat, black knee length dress, and purple shoes.  Of course, she wore her trademark black eyeliner encircling her eyes like a raccoon (gurl, just stop!  Step away from the black eyeliner!)

Oh and Princess Beatrice was there… looking like a frightful hot mess.

To view loads of images please click these links: The Sun and Daily Mail

Photo courtesy of: Ben Lack Photography Ltd

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Miss Catherine Middleton’s Tatler Magazine Warholesque Cover: Um, yeahhh

The geniuses who brought you Miss Charlene Wittstock’s infamous cover a few months ago, looking like Sharon Stone’s cheap sleazy sister from the movie Casino, are at it again. Yup,  that’s right… it’s Tatler Magazine!

Yay!

To say that the editor as well as art director and design team have failed yet again is an understatement.  So who is their victim this month?  Why it is Miss Catherine Middleton (you know… the woman who is about to marry HRH Prince William of Wales on April 29, 2011.)

Someone at Tatler Magazine had the Einstein idea to give her the “…Andy Warhol treatment… a pop art-style montage…”   Look, I’ll just cut to the case:  The cover is one hot freaking mess!  First, there was that gawd awful coin of Miss Middleton and HRH Prince William.  Now, there is this tacky and otherwise ugly cover.

The bottom righthand corner photo makes her look like a green monster from hell.  The layout is just… ugh!  I honestly feel bad for Miss Middleton.  Furthermore, I am beginning to wonder if those who make the final decisions at Tatler Magazine secretly hate royals and princely families.  Yeah, I know they are a “high society” magazine, but honestly…  I just don’t know what else to say.  Except…

In case you were wondering, Miss Middleton did not give an interview with the magazine and the image is from the official engagement announcement press conference back in November 2010.

Source and photo courtesy of: Daily Mail via Tatler Magazine

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HRH Prince William of Wales and Miss Catherine Middleton: Wedding Updates

Per the official website of the British Monarchy here are the latest details in regards to the upcoming British royal wedding on April 29, 2011.

  1. Miss Catherine Middleton will travel to the wedding service at Westminster Abbey by car along a route that will include The Mall, Horse Guards Parade, Whitehall, and Parliament Square.
  2. The wedding service will begin at 11am.  The Dean of Westminster Abbey will conduct the service, the Archbishop of Canterbury will marry HRH Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton, and the Bishop of London will give the address.
  3. The new royal couple, now married, will return along a Processional Route in a carriage procession to Buckingham Palace.  The route will include Parliament Square, Whitehall, Horse Guard Parade, and The Mall.
  4. On arrival at Buckingham Palace, The Queen will give a reception for the couple and guests drawn from the congregations representing the royal couple’s official and private lives.
  5. The Prince of Wales will give a private dinner, followed by dancing, at Bucking ham Palace in the evening, for the couple and their close friends and family.

Source:  The British Monarchy Photo courtesy of Mario Testino/Clarence House Press Office

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Peter and Autumn Phillips Baby Name Revealed?

According to the British newspaper, Eastern Daily Press, Peter and Autumn Phillips have named their daughter… Savannah.

Donna Semmens, the reporter from the paper, notes that the baby’s name was revealed during church service at Sandringham which was “…attended by the Royal family this morning.”   Ms. Semmens goes on to note:

…prayers in Sandringham church this morning included a special mention by the Rev Jonathan Riviere for “Peter and Autumn Phillips and their daughter Savannah,” the first time the name has been used in public.

Several royal watchers are in a bit of a fit over the name — Savannah.  Comments range from:

  • “[The name] falls under the category of made-up names along with other cities, last names as first names, and alternatively spelled names. I thought we could count on the royal family for a little more tradition than this. Around this neck of the woods, people name their dogs Savannah!”
  • “It sounds like a stripper’s name!”
  • “Not a name I was expecting, but a lovely one nonetheless. It always makes me think of the beautiful town in Georgia.”

If the baby’s name is Savannah, and there is no confirmation yet, it’s not that bad.  I mean, it could have been worse.  She could have ended up with the name Audio Science or Moon Unit.

To read the entire article please click the link: Eastern Daily Press

Photo courtesy of Hello Magazine