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HRH Crown Princess Máxima and the G20 SME Finance Challenge

This past Wednesday, HRH Crown Princess Máxima of the Netherlands attended the G20 SME Finance Challenge in Eikenhorst, Netherlands.

The purpose of the event was to honor the winners of the G20 SME Finance Challenge.  There were three winners who received an award “…for their innovative plans for SMEs in developing countries.”  Awesome.

Meanwhile, le sigh, Crown Princess Máxima (Messy-ma) continues to amaze everyone on planet Earth with her hideous fashion choices and unwashed hair.  I pray that Santa Claus will give her a lifetime supply of Frederic Fekkai shampoo and conditioner and while Mr. Claus is at it… may he steal her orange blush so Máxima will never abuse that unfortunate product again.


Photos courtesy of Daylife.com

Crown Prince Willem-Alexander and Crown Princess Maxima of the Netherlands Attend a Show together in Rotterdam, Netherlands

On December 12, 2010, TRH Crown Prince Willem-Alexander and his wife Crown Princess Maxima (Messy-ma) went to the theatre in Rotterdam to attend the show The Birthday of King Louis written by Koos Meinderts.  Apparently, the story is about the birthday celebration of King Louis.  Sounds exciting.  No, really it does.

Any way, Crown Princess Maxima continues to look like a mess.  Seriously, could her pants be any tighter?  While Crown Prince Willem-Alexander looks pretty good despite the fact he’s gained about 40 pounds in the past month.




Merry Christmas!

Photos courtesy of Gooddayz Magazine at http://www.gooddayz.nl (photos by Anneke Ruys)

HRH Crown Princess Maxima of the Netherlands Attends the Opening of a Restaurant and More Importantly, She Finally Washed her Hair for the Occasion!

On December 9, 2010, HRH Crown Princess Maxima of the Netherlands attended the opening of a restaurant.

No, really.

I’m serious.

HRH Crown Princess Maxima had the ultimate pleasure of opening up The Resto VanHarte in Amersfoort, Netherlands.  This is the 25th restaurant with this name (I guess it is like the Dutch version of  the American eatery, Chili’s), and from the photos that I saw it seems to have been a fun day for everyone.

Now, let’s talk about Maxima’s style, shall we?

Hm. Where to begin?

I suppose I should start with a positive:  Well… by all accounts it looks as if she finally washed her hair.  What do I mean by that, you ask?  Honestly, her hair always looks so freaking dirty.  Unkept.  Unwashed.  Oily.  Just a complete mess.

Another positive:  She finally decided to not wear her signature orange blush that makes her look… well… ruddy.  Maxima looks fresh-faced this late afternoon and it shows!  Bravo!

Now for the negative:  Will someone… anyone PLEASE advise the Crown Princess to fire her stylist?!!  Whom ever her wardrobe stylist may be needs to go, pronto!  Maxima looks terrible in this latest outfit.  Sure the outfit looks nice close up.  But from afar… yuck!

Photos courtesy of Daylife.com and http://www.bruno.nl/nieuws/7213/pics-prinses-maxima-opent-25e-restaurant-resto-vanharte.html