On February 22, 2012, Carl Alexander Prinz von Hohenzollern married bikini model, Corinna Nehemie, at a lavish wedding held at the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The happy couple met while Carl and his close friend, Frederic Faux Prince von Anhalt, were rollerskating in Venice Beach, CA. Apparently, Carl was dumped by another bikini model, Maya Sonja, days before they were to tie the knot. Carl was crushed. So, Frederic decided that in order to cheer him up he needed to go to the beach to check out semi-hot babes, tourists, and drug addicts that infest Venice Beach.
Any way…
As the not-exactly-royal-duo were skating when Carl and Corinna’s eyes met. It was instant love. A couple of months later they were engaged.
The German magazine, Bild, recently asked the couple what they love about each other, “His name” replied Corrina. “She is so sweet” said Carl Alexander “I love her t*** breasts!”
Ohhh-kay…
To view photos from the royal wedding please click here.
The new royal couple, wearing Lederhosen, at Zsa Zsa and Frederic’s home, Château du Bel Air.
Sources: Bunte and Bild
Photos courtesy of Bunte and Frederic von Anhalt (thanks, dude.)
Should Germany reinstate the monarchy? That is the question many have been wondering as of late including the great-great grandson of the late Kaiser Wilhelm II, Prince Philip Kiril of Prussia. The prince called for “… the restoration of the monarchy because royal families convey stability…” 
