On February 22, 2012, Carl Alexander Prinz von Hohenzollern married bikini model, Corinna Nehemie, at a lavish wedding held at the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
The happy couple met while Carl and his close friend, Frederic Faux Prince von Anhalt, were rollerskating in Venice Beach, CA. Apparently, Carl was dumped by another bikini model, Maya Sonja, days before they were to tie the knot. Carl was crushed. So, Frederic decided that in order to cheer him up he needed to go to the beach to check out semi-hot babes, tourists, and drug addicts that infest Venice Beach.
Any way…
As the not-exactly-royal-duo were skating when Carl and Corinna’s eyes met. It was instant love. A couple of months later they were engaged.
The German magazine, Bild, recently asked the couple what they love about each other, “His name” replied Corrina. “She is so sweet” said Carl Alexander “I love her t*** breasts!”
Ohhh-kay…
To view photos from the royal wedding please click here.
The new royal couple, wearing Lederhosen, at Zsa Zsa and Frederic’s home, Château du Bel Air.
Sources: Bunte and Bild
Photos courtesy of Bunte and Frederic von Anhalt (thanks, dude.)
The Royal Correspondent 
You know what I thought was really sad about this? He actually looked at her in a few of the pictures. He is evidently taken with her (or her breasts). She, on the other hand, looked at the camera in every picture.
This whole marriage is strange.
Apparently, the couple have moved in with Frederic and poor Zsa Zsa (who is incredibly ill) at their home in Bel-Air, CA. Carl Alexander doesn’t have a job and the new “princess”, well, who knows how often she is booked for bikini modeling jobs.
In the end, they will be divorced within a year.
What a funny post =P
I’ll give them two months
I don’t know German but calling her Kongo-Corinna even though she’s from the Congo seems pretty racist. Any thoughts?
In my opinion, it’s inappropriate.
This is one of those so sad yet so funny things!
Who cares if they like each other and want to make it work why not.
Well, they ended up hating each other not too long after the “marriage”. Now, they are separated and he is seeking an annulment.