On Monday, April 25, 2022, His Serene Highness Prince Albert II of Monaco unveiled the Porsche Taycan electric car, a vehicle perfect for a man who is going through a severe mid-life crisis, in front of the Palais Princier in Monaco-Ville.

According to the newspaper, Monaco Matin, the artwork on the Porsche was created by Mr. Bernard Bezzina. The vehicle will be displayed in various museums, apparently. Why? I have no idea. Why not just simply drive the thing… ugh.

In other news, it was announced that Prince Albert II will unveil yet another fancy toy for billionaires. On June 8, 2022, the sovereign prince will reveal to the world the Jetson One eVTOL, a flying sports car developed by the Swedish tech company, Jetson.

The co-founder of the company, Mr. Peter Ternstrom, proudly noted in a press release that the “…Jetson is built like a Formula One car for the sky and incredibly fun to fly. We can make anyone a pilot in less than five minutes…” Cool! I’m in!!

If you’re interested in purchasing the Jetson One eVTOL it will only set you back a measly $92,000 for the basic cheap-o package.