Archive | March 4, 2011

Ari Behn, Princess Martha-Louise’s Husband, Shows off His Crappy Tattoos

Recently, Ari Behn, the husband of the awesome Princess Martha-Louise of Norway, spent some time in Ireland for his television series that is currently airing on Norwegian TV.

Anyway, to make a long story short, Mr. Behn spent some time with an Irish boxer named, Paddy.  The two of them bonded over something quite unique and special.  You see, Ari, like many people in this world, has several tattoos.

Good for him.

The only difference is… well, I’ll be honest here… they are shitty looking.  His tattoos are fug.  Sure, I know that his tattoos have a deep meaning for him (his daughters names), but whomever his artist is needs to find another profession.  To say that his work on Ari’s back is a cluster fuck of a mess is an understatement.

Sorry, but it’s true.

Meanwhile, Ari’s wife, Princess Martha-Louise is still out and about promoting the latest book about Guardian Angels and other stuff.

Source and photo courtesy of:  Billed Bladet and NRK.no

 

HSH Princess Nathalie of Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg and Mr. Alexander Johannsmann’s Religious Wedding Set for June 18, 2011

It was announced this afternoon, March 3, 2011, per the official website for the Royal House of Denmark, that HSH Princess Nathalie of Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg and Mr. Alexander Johannsmann’s religious wedding ceremony will take place on June 18, 2011 at the Evangelical Church in Bad Berleburg.

The lovely couple, who met some years ago when Mr. Johannsmann visited the Schloss Berleburg horse stables, are actually already married.  Civilly that is; the couple were married last on May 27, 2010, at the chapel at Schloss Berleburg.  The couple also have a son named, Konstantin Gustav Heinrich Richard.

The religious ceremony, which will begin at 5pm, will take place at the Evangelical Church in Bad Berleburg because the chapel at the Schloss is simply too small.  Over a hundred guests are expected.  The dress attire for upcoming religious wedding will be white tie for the men and tiaras and gowns for the women.  It is unknown how many royals will attend, but one thing is for sure HM Queen Margrethe and Prince Henrik of Denmark along with HRH Crown Prince Frederik and Crown Princess Mary of Denmark will attend.  Also, the entire Greek royal family will attend because they never miss a wedding.  Why?  Well, as long as there is free food and cameras around the Greek royals well be there.  Furthermore, I’m going to take a wild guess and say that perhaps one or two German non-reigning royal and princely houses will attend such as the extended family members from the Princely House of Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg,  Grand Ducal House of Hesse, and perhaps (and this is a stretch) HSH The Hereditary Prince Hubertus and Hereditary Princess Kelly of Saxe-Coburg und Gotha as well as members from the Princely House of Schaumburg-Lippe.

More details about the wedding are still coming in so stay tuned.

Source: Kongehuset.dk and  Billed Bladet by Jesper Sunesen

HM Queen Margrethe of Denmark in Oslo, Norway

While her husband, HRH Prince Henrik of Denmark, is in Paris, France pimping his new book his wife, Queen Margrethe of Denmark, is having fun in Oslo, Norway.

According to the Danish magazine, Billed Bladet, the Queen hit the bunny slope (which is stupid because she has a bad knee and hip) to pose for the cameras.  However, typical Billed Bladet sugar-coated the Queen’s health condition by proclaiming that she:

…is in absolute top form as she happily smiled which is clear that she is in formidable health…

Okay.  If you say so.

Anyway, later on that day, Queen Margrethe joined Their Majesties King Harald and Queen Sonja of Norway, HRH Crown Princess Victoria and HRH Prince Daniel of Sweden, and HRH Crown Prince Haakon and HRH Crown Princess Mette-Marit of Norway to watch the women’s cross-country event.

Source and photos courtesy of: Billed Bladet by Hanne Juul and Day Life by REUTERS/Leonhard Foeger

HRH Prince Henrik of Denmark in Paris Pimping His New Autobiography: Update!! A Little Shitty Date Correction

While Paris Fashion Week is in full swing with major VIPs gazing at stunning designs by some of the world’s most famous designers and another VIP is in town.  His name:  HRH Prince Henrik of Denmark.

So why is the Prince in town?  Well, one thing is for sure, he’s not in lovely old gay Paris to attend the fashion shows.  Nope, he’s in town to pimp his new autobiography that he co-wrote with Danish journalist, Stephanie Surrugue.  This is the second time a book about the Prince’s life has been written (they last one was in 1995.)  The current book entitled, Enegænger – Portræt Af en Prins, recalls the over-privilaged life of a gluttonous and otherwise self-entitled French born turned Danish Prince.  I’m sure there is other important information within this latest book, but honestly I cannot imagine would Prince Henrik would want to share with the world this time.

So, you are still curious as what the contents within the book cover, no?  Okay, here it is:

Descriptions of his very different childhood in Indochina and France, the son of a patriarchal father who consistently said to his children and also reluctantly allowed himself to say the opposite. A childhood so far away from the welfare state of Denmark, which you can almost get in Europe.

An aristocratic family with possessions in Indochina, as the young Henri dreamed of returning to what turned out to be an impossible dream. Instead, he sought a career in diplomacy and dreamed of becoming ambassador, not only to act on polished floors, but very little to represent France and be where war is declared. As he himself puts it in the book.

It was not sung by the young Henri de Monpezat cradle that he should be the figurehead of Lilliputian country, but whether it was love (as he himself says it) or ambition (as his father did in the beginning), so went that way, and he came here without following his father’s advice: “Henri, I advise you to clarify your position!”

The Language Problem.  Henri e never quite done, and it was probably his destiny as it unfolds nicely over the sides. Excellent told, though the story is a bit bumpy for quite escape unscathed from a writer not to enter gobelinsalen.

It is as if language thickens into the mouths of people when they’re confused tripper into the salons and allowed to be part of honor, where princes ‘chuckles’ Krabasken ‘dancing’ on the children’s backs, and older married people ‘riposte laughing’ when arguing sociable.

One can hardly breathe in these very Fidele passages, but perhaps it is in reality a part of the royal house’s existence, it can get even young, free-growing staff of Hørup old newspaper to curtsy so deeply that it squeaks completely out of adjectives .

Almost 20 times we are told that the family Monpezat house in Hanoi was not just a house, but the ‘yellow ocher huge house,’ and that kind of flat journalist clichés tired a lot.

In return they work frequent genetic shifts fine, alternates between recounting, reportage, flashbacks, direct interview questions and personal reflections, when Stéphanie Surrugue just write something on the block, an idea, a note.

One of the things she writes on the block, the word rumors, and she is about to ask directly for all sorts of gossip about Henry’s sexual preferences. He understands where she will go and corresponding balanced and dignified, the price of being famous.

The Prince Consort also paid a different price for his life choices, we sense in the text. But it is too easy, as Surrugue that compare ‘Prince Consort’s immigrant history and the modern history of Denmark. “

“He has come to realize the same as all other immigrants. You have to speak Danish, and preferably without an accent. “

A cheap, politically correct point that pulls the book down, because it may well be that Henry embraces an Eskimo on the last pages as a celebration of a kind common destiny in Denmark, but the only thing Henri de Monpezat have in common with a Greenlandic artist or khatgnaskende Somali illiterate is that none of them are born in Hjørring.

A Frenchman in Denmark.  Skepticism about Prince Henrik expressed better in a picture at the end of the (much) richly illustrated book.  French and foreign in every way.

For it is Henrik fate that he is fundamentally French and precisely thereby fundamentally alien, not only at home (as the book seems to think) but many other places where the French viewed with skepticism. Think of John Kerry, who during the American presidential campaign had to hide that he mastered French, just not to lose the election completely and be hung out like unfolksy.

Henri is French of spirit and mind, and he has a keen eye for the significance of language for the whole thinking, he often refuses to speak English ‘not to feel colonized.’ That’s it.

That is precisely why the Danish-French Surrugue a good choice for a defensorat (for the book too) of the man who would probably be Danish, but not sacrificing his insistent French aesthetics, whether it’s language or cuisine, and as despite (or perhaps because of) his undeniable skill as a representative of Denmark at home and abroad remained a strange bird.

Custom and very golden cage, yes, but after all, one destiny. As he writes in one of his poems (gender by Per Aage Brandt):

‘Even a royal palace, with one thousand doors, wide wings, can be cramped and lacking space.’

Sorry for the crappy translation, but it’s been a hellva long day for me.  Any way, if you happen to run across the book and feel like wasting 106 Danish Krones, well, then  knock yourself out.

Source and photo courtesy of:  Bog.guide.dk